A study in how not to do it, probably.

I have friends visiting this weekend.

My flat is a disgrace, with chaos installed as ruler of all, and the biblical filing system in evidence everywhere.

I have to be up, ready and outside for 8am tomorrow morning.

I really can't be arsed to tidy anything up, and am contemplating becoming a master stacker, and filling the cupboards. Yeah, that's what I'll do, and I'll have a beer as well :)

Congratulations. (You passed the test.)

You are either a Walrus or a Hippo personality.
But you may also be a Gorilla personality.

Now I'm saying nuffink!