A study in how not to do it, probably.

We had a load of fireworks going off on the village green last night.

I look out of the study window this morning and notice that the entire of the village green has been courdoned off with blue and white police tape, and that there are policepeople prowling around.

Wonder what's going on...

I've I'd have been on the other row of houses I'd be able to see fine, and would have also been able to try and bribe one of the police people with a cup of tea.