A study in how not to do it, probably.

I popped round to the neighbours to fit a new modem for them and was handed a glass of whine, and then the cheese board and some crackers. About 30 mins later I finally get to fit the modem, which works first time, then head back downstairs to watch the 'Last Night of the Proms' with more whine and cheese, then some coffee, and wee dram of whisky.