A study in how not to do it, probably.

Hey everyone, i'd like you to meet my new best friend. They called me up at 2am Thursday morning, and then again 4 times (!) at 3am this morning. I even answered them, only to discover they can't talk, and so hung up the phone

I'd encourage you all to call them and say Hi, I'm sure they're really a great person

Phone number is 07807 824133

Don't worry if it goes to answerphone, just leave them a message, I did, several times...